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wow. it's been a while. well. things are screwy. it's the year, man, the REAL millenium; it seems like everyone is screwy. like that guy over there. at that computer. he's typing with two fingers but he is FAST.

i am getting so many google searches these days. what for? things like "period cramps womb" "thai massage parlours" "slavic porn" "hand job joke" "rip-tv" "about accutain" just everything, man. i am a WEALTH of information.

i will probably be writing more next week - i have to go to my mom's again. my dad is kind of...paying me? to go. no, she needs some help, someone there, and my dad knows that i would be out looking for a job (or perhaps HAVE a job by now) so he's giving me the same support money i get during the school year - which isn't a lot, but covers rent and essentials. i will have time to write. my computer connection has been very screwy lately, so i haven't been going online to do anything other than check email every couple of days. it's so unlike me, i'm such a modem junkie.

i am extremely thrilled (my bits are buzzing) to report that al gore has received my latest email. i was worried; i sent it quite a while ago. i mean, i know he's busy being hot and stuff, but i thought perhaps my last message scared him off. i'm too damn poor to be a stalker.

also, i'm very happy that a new acquisition, toothbrush has returned. no, MY toothbrush is not the new acquisition, thank you very much.

god. i'm boring today. but i'm allllll wet. because it's raining. and i had to bike here.