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how crazy is may?

i've had so many engagements already, with so many more to come, i feel like some rich socialite. without the richness, of course. of course, if i were smRtrer, i would have sent off my tax forms...from this year...and last year...but no. i'm not that smart. therefore, i am also not that rich.

i am just planning out The Birthday Party. socks and i have the same birthday and this isn't really such a good thing. there i was, thinmking it would be grand to have a party where everyone brought beer and had to drink someone elses' (just to get people to bring booze and get drunk) and was dreaming of the big bucket of ice in which to put these bottles of beer, and how tasty-cool that ice cold beer would be, and then socks had to go ruin it by saying that beer swapping was "my" type party, and not "her" type of party, and it is, after all, her 25th, and only my 23rd, so couldn't we have a tea party instead?

oh my god. might as well make it in a graveyard.

(i konw of a girl who had a picnic in a cemetary once. was she at the peter murphy concert, too? "goth" and "gauche" are closely related)

i'm sorry but there are just no two ways about it. people DO NOT HAVE FUN unless they are drunk or stoned. there is no other way to hgave fun. everyone, from your parents to your teachers, to that special counselor they made you see - they were all LYING to you. you need intoxication to have a good time. hangovers are just "souvenirs" of those good good times.

tea party, sheesh! well. i guess it's up to me to spike the tea.