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just when i think i am out of ideas, the world hands them to me on silver platters. this is an email i just received, most likely a response to an online posting looking for an apartment.

I am a Dominitrix residing in T. A houseboy whom I have personally trained, is ready to be placed on outside work assignment in a lesbian or gay+F household. He is clean, tidy, organized, takes instructions very well, basically will do whatever you tell him.

Of course he's gainfully employed and so he can contribute to the household expenses as required. His only desire is to live with women that will further his training, with a stern, firm hand. He only takes orders from women, but he will never approach you for sexual favours, because he is gay.

Who I'd like to find for him are a stable female couple, lesbians are particularly suitable, that are not substance abusers and get along well with one another so as not to upset him with excessive domestic disputes. You should be sadomasochistically inclined to administer the occasional pain and humiliation. If you meet these requirements, you will find that your new houseboy will add much comfort to your life, clean your home, bring you breakfast in bed, take care of the all of the little things us women spend so much time otherwise needing to do for ourselves, while sacrificing some of the more important things.

This is not for everyone, and if you do not meet the requirements, please don't waste my time and respond. Before making a decision my boy will come see you and offer his services on a test basis for day or a weekend to see how you interact. If after this you see that is worthy and acceptable, you should have a room available for him no later than April 1 for him move in and commence his duties as your houseboy. The decision as to whether or not to approve his setting will ultimately rest with me.

on a much much much much much different note: my girlfriend will be hereafter referred to as "socks" thanks to iota saying "you're the sock girl, you're all about socks." to my girl, which is true. so "my girlfriend s." is now socks

and lovely mal has "ripped me off" - yay!

NOW GET BACK TO WORK BOY.