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� stalling in love jan 15 2001 - 8.03 pmi'm stalling. i'm at school after my "women in european history" class. i should be walking towards my girlyfriend's house right now. we're taking her bookshelf to my place. so i'm stalling a bit, i guess. i had a flash today. like a boy. oh man, i won't be able to pick up random tissues in my room! i won't be allowed to have "random tissues"! i will have to hide the vibrator, though i never use it, and we bought it together (um, she is SO not interested). i will have to hide it better than it is hidden already. she was already doing the "mom" thing this weekend, she knocked something into a milk crate by my bed, and was taking things out of it. i said "NOOOOOO!" (but more calm) "nooo, what are you doing? you don't have to clean up...." because i had a little k-y sample in there that i had, well, SAMPLED with the aforementioned stupid vibrator. (iota you are not reading this) the vibrator was 20 dollars (canadian coin) it's called the "FUCKING RABBIT" i think i bought it for the name alone. it doesn't get me off. i don't really get randomly horny. so what's the use of a vibrator? i was hoping that it would make sex a little less...mechanical. wait, that's ironic, isn't it. taste my irony. so yeah, she's gonna find my tissues, and my k-y lube, and my secret writings, and my toenail clipping collection... the end of singledom has arrived, kids. last time***next time |