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man, i just have too many things to say!

i've been evah-so-kindly linked by the wonderful boogie and her kick-ass hair. y'see, enough whining gets and squeaky wheel a whole-lotta-greasin'...

yeah yeah yeah, so i was going to write about HOT NASTY LESBIAN SEX (search engines go wild - hits fly through the roof - men across country groan as they realize they would have to READ in order to masturbate) but man, they just released the identities of the newest *SURVIVOR CAST!!!*

yeah, i was the geek in the office who knew *everything* about them. i did play-by-play analysis of facial expressions, slow-mo-ed my videos, did extravagant research...but i dunno. survivor II? it won't have the same...panache. the same excitement. unpredictability. and dammit, it better have lesbians under the age of 50 this time! the world may always be ready for evil gay men, but evil lesbians? keep 'em in the vampire movies, the world says.

i would spend hours at survivorsucks.com for the latest and greatest news. it was just a tv show, but you tell me it didn't fill your wednesday night 8 o'clock void. tell me!

and now it threatens me again.

damn you, CBS, and your evil trolls!