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the anus keeps coming up.

no, not the *actual thing* silly. the topic.

i have heard two funny funny lines referring to the bunghole:

tonight, on ER:
"never underestimate the elasticity of the anal sphincter"

deuce bigalow, male gigolo (it's hilarious when you're stoned; i can't vouch for it for sober viewing):
he's such a neat freak..."once, i accidentally dropped cigar ashes on his carpet. he made me pick them up....with my anus."