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i updated my profile yesterday and made some new additions. i had to make some subtractions, too, since i don't glue myself to the computer reading diaries like i used to. on the one hand, it's a shame, on the other, it's a really really good sign!

i added, almost reluctantly, the world's most lovable psychopath. i say "reluctantly" because i worried about my "tween" demographic potentially clicking on his link, being sent to his diary, and being found half-eaten in a dumpster. then i thought that it might be kind of funny.

he also wants my email address. there is some hesitation here. we have a strong recycling program in my "fine city" so i might end up half-eaten in a blue box instead.

but i'm the type of badly-dressed, illiterate cunt you'd like to smack in the mouth person who would probably befriend patrick bateman.

here ya go.