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man, am i ever glad that i skipped my moral development class today! i mean, if i hadn't, i would have had to read THIS in the school computer lab, and i just don't think i'd be able to take it!

iota, i'd like to apologize about my huffiness at the brunch thing. i mean, i really value you as a friend, and your company means a lot to me. i guess that's why i was so hurt.

come here, let me brush your hair. it's getting so long! *giggle*

(brush...brush...) you know, i remember the first time i saw you...(brush...brush) i thought, now that's the kind of girl i would go for! (brush....brush...) funny how things end up, eh? you with Merman, me with Socks. (stop) your hair is such a nice....colour. (feel...sniff slightly)

um, would you like a glass of wine? maybe something with ice? it's feeling a little warm in here!

oh dammit. i spilled wine on my tight white t-shirt. of course, i'm not wearing a bra since i didn't expect you over. i was in the middle of making vanilla pudding...

ooh, how embarrassing. it's getting cold in here!

what's that? you spilled wine on your PANTS? oh no! here, wrap yourself in this feather boa to keep warm. i'll find some garters and stockings.

my pudding!

could you just come up behind me and stir it while i add some more cream?

just a bit slower...yeah...that's it.

hey...marn is coming over soon. she said something about giving a stuffed moose the send off he deserves...i think you should stick around...

hang on, i'm just going to change my shirt. damn, all there is is one of Malachy's button-down work shirts. and i don't have any clean pants. i guess i'll just have to wear it alone...these buttons keep popping off!...