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crowbar.

crowbar.

crowbar.

please someone give me a crowbar
so i can use it to beat the head
of the woman at the computer next to me
because she is coughing
and hacking
and sniffling
and gee,
if she's that damn sick
i'm sure she wants to be put out of her misery

why else would she be coughing out "k-i-l-l m-e p-l-e-a-s-e" in morse code?