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once again, i am so so very tired. i've been having the strangest sleeps. i wake up with my girlfriend at 8 am and fall back asleep when she leaves, getting up at around 10 or so. today, i decided to read in bed for that hour, and woke up at 1! my body is doing strange things.

and because i'm so tired, i'm going to leave nothing in this entry except an email from a friend, referring to our work, and the evil Susan.

happy birthday, iota!

and mad shout-outs to my homey rip-tv for being my 2000th visitor. thanks to everyone who pushed "refresh" at least ten times per visit.

"K. Oh my god. I just escaped from CSPI where I had gone to help Susan with some stupid project she could've done herself. She was a mega crusty bitch while I was there, which of course wasn't unusual, and I kept telling myself, "you never have to come back, you never have to come back" and then she waltzed in and started rambling on about how she's leaving. I'm like, "where are you going?" thinking it was some kind of vacation, but apparently she's taking off for 6 months to take care of her father, who had a stroke.

As if the spectacle of her leaping around the office with joy at the prospect of caring for an ailing relative she hates wasn't weird enough, she blurts out, "and I'm getting married. In June". Shock and revulsion must have registered on my face, because she said in her little polyamorous-smarty-pants voice, "and he loves my girlfriend, so it's perfect". Ew, ew, and (dare I say it?) EWWWW. He lives in Calgary, it sounds like she just met him so I have nothing but pity for the man.

The remaining half an hour was spent listening to her blather about how much she hates Jack, and Ruth, and (surprise!) Laura. So, so loudly. I should have added, "well, we all hate YOU so it works out perfectly) but I didn't. She has three weeks left there, but keeps trying to think of a way to get fired. Be a Bitch is the plan so far, but I doubt anyone will notice anything out of the ordinary.

John has more grey hair, probably from listening to this for days on end.

But he found some scary, scary things on losers.org (does it ever disappoint?). Some guy who gives step-by-step instructions on how to fuck dolphins. Another guy who thinks he's Peter Pan. And a sad, sad individual who has airbrushed Star Trek faces onto porn stars. So Run, don't Walk, to Losers.org and fulfil your destiny!

That is all.
How are you?
k8"