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i'm actually getting hits so i'd better pick myself off the couch and write something remotely interesting.

i'm actually getting more birds, squawk squawk...just flying in here, pooping on sitemeter, and leaving ('cha, without even the courtesy of e-mailing to tell me i suck).

it's all iota's fault, trying ever-so-subtly to pimp me (i loves ya iota).

i was going to write this really deep entry this morning about the fight my girlfriend and i were having (actually a "fighty thing" - we don't explicitly fight. we stand at our respective phones saying "ok? ok then." and i will usually be crying without her knowing it, and there will be mumbled "i love you"s said merely to end the conversation, etc. etc. ETC. i hate it. i want fists to fly and cops called.) but i had to write about ME first.

i thought it was important to get ME (i like saying "ME") on solid ground before heading into that dark territory.

and now we've kind of fixed the problem (i've realized that the only way to beat a girl is to BECOME a girl. so i started crying and asked how could i possibly know that she loves me when she speaks to me with such scorn in her voice? -it worked like a charm- mind you, everything i was feeling was real. this wasn't a ploy. HONEST!) so i have nothing to write about really.

ok i'm using the word "actually" far too much. and really long parenthetical...interferences of sentences. yeah, that's it.

so anyway. i'm leaving tomorrow morning, bright and early, to go back to the Big Smoke. i will be sad. sniff sniff. i won't be able to love the animals (mercy the dog, ben the dog, moosh the cat, matty the cat, maxie the cat, bird the bird - oh, not to mention matty the cat's tapeworm which left a little piece of itself on my sweater today...*shudder*) but i have animals at home that need to be love.

especially my girlfriend.

OUCH!

ha. i'm off to bed you foolies.

oh and by the way, sign my guestbook. it's under "talk". and you can e-mail me by clicking on my name. i TOLD you that i would have to come after you and stalk you if you didn't do these things, so this is like....your FINAL WARNING. next it will be a FINAL FINAL warning. so watch it.