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oh, i am so ashamed.

i just spent an hour and a half trying to tweak my guestbook. an hour and a half!!! i have the type of html knowlege that depends on entering a number or letter or "<" sign somewhere, pressing the "see how your page looks now!" button, seeing something completely fucked up and WRONG, and going back trying to figure out just what it was that i tweaked. oy. then when it finally falls into place, i will STILL not know how or why.

it's not the type of improvement that anyone would notice, either. and i usually stop at one battle, rather than try to win the whole war.

i didn't get a chance to really watch the academy awards last night. i just noticed the disturbing trend in women's fashions - pierogi boobs. everytime i looked at the tv, i saw another starlet in some floopy dress, way, way, WAY off the shoulders, being held up precariously by a pair of the most flaccid little smushed breasts. i nearly had a stroke when jennifer connolly accepted her award. her arms, shoulders, decollatage in general were great - nice n' buff - but woah! how low can you go? and it's not even about cleavage anymore - it's about the prairie between neck and breast. this vast, flat expanse before realising that, oh, there IS a dress, and oh, there ARE breasts!

i feel bad for poor jen, since she used to be such a "normal" looking woman. but i suppose when the only parts you're getting are "rocketman" you take the lara flynn boyle root and waste away. yay! comebacks for newly inducted twigs! here is your award, it weighs as much as you! and don't worry, it's not gold foil covered chocolate, so you won't be tempted at all....

so yeah. ladies of hollywood! to minimize the appearance of pierogi boobs, start EATING pierogies. don't be ashamed. your grandmother would want it that way.

and ps - my gay husband (kevin spacey) didn't look so hot. in a tux and everything! what gives??