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march, i need you to BACK THAT SHIT UP. no way in hell are you going to let april come in so fucking fast.

i've developed a sketchy outline for the huge 80-page independent research paper. hm. check. done. now i have to ...write...or something. fuck that.

prof. hottie got a haircut and i was staring at him today, debating whether i loved him as much. i don't...it's a little too short for my liking, but then he took off his glasses and i had a clark kent/superman moment and went back to loving him lots.

i had a dream that i was ready to tell him my feelings, but my efforts were being frustrated - can efforts be frustrated? he said "i'm not too good with verbs" but i can't really remember the chronology of it. i don't know if i got to tell him, either. i knew that it was not THE the end of the school year, so it would be a mighty huge risk if i DID say anything.

otherwise, i've been dreaming about martha stewart. she's always a bitch in them, but last night we were getting a little erotique. well, i was kissing her neck and turning her on, but i think i was after something. maybe a cake. make me a cake, martha, and maybe we can talk about me putting out. you saucy bitch.

i was dreassed up all purdy-like today, in a saucy thin top and my hair pinned back. so innocent, blink blink. but i didn't say anything! not a word! well, i said "robin williams" but that was it. my mouth was glued shut for fear of the stupid escaping.

good news is that i managed to scam a 77% on my midterm for my other class. phew. now i just need to scam the research essay, the final, and i'll be home free for that one!

any good ideas for a topic for Prof. Hottie, except for a rumination on his hotness?

i was near-explosive giddy the other night while trudging through the snow towards class, thinking about how he's already all sexy and smart, then when he goes and does something unsmart, like mistakenly use the word "ironical" it just makes him ALL THE MORE sexy. loooooving yooou, is easy because it's irooonicalll...

do-uhn-do-do-do...

AIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!