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i started writing an entry yesterday, and it was kick-ass, but the computer ate it. you'll just have to trust my word that it was damn fine form.

(mmmm...i want cigarettes...and coffee...and scones...all in my mouth AT ONCE.) seeing people smoke and eat at the same time really freaks me out. that scene in the full monty, completely irrelevant, where the "larger" dude is eating, then he's still chewing and lights a cigarette? yeeech! freaks-me-out.

so, i'm a little paranoid because i've been looking at internet porn all morning, and i'm on the university dial-up. sure, you're assigned a different IP# every time, but i'm sure that THEY can see i'm looking at porn. they are going to come get me.

but officer, i have an excuse! see, i'm looking at this porn site that was ADVERTISED on campus! there was this girl in my moral development class (of all places!) who would sit at the front of the class, doodle on the desk, and fall asleep. she never seemed to take notes and always had high-tech shit on her, like the latest cell phone, or an mp3 player, etc. i sat next to her during one class and could see that she was scribbling a website address onto the desk. being the webwhore that i am, i looked it up, and lo and behold, it's an amateur porn site! hmm, so THAT'S where the fancy gear is coming from!

so i'm merely looking for her skank ass on the net.

that's all.

completely innocent.

oh, and i might have been looking at some raver porn, too, cuz that's just funny.